{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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